Before the break, Donald Trump had pushed Santorum out of the news light and regrettably I had shutdown the Saturday Santorum. But then events and Obama bitch-slapped the Donald and he slinked away with his tail between his legs. So now the Rickster is back, with a vengance.
To begin with, the greatest mind of the 13th century took torture survivor John McCain to task for not understanding the need and proper application for torture. Just ask the people of Iowa and New Hampshire.
Now as a big proponent of legislating morality and what you do in your bedroom, it only makes sense that he tipped off his sleazy colleague John Ensign that his affair was about to go public. Remember that Ricky is old school and knows that the rules you play by should depend on who are.
But don't think Santorum can't be fun, break out the Iron Maiden cause he's throwing a house party! BTW the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette stole my idea...
I can see it now Santorum/Bachmann vs. Romney/Huckabee vs. Obama,
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