Another Saturday Santorum

Heard of that contorverisal "marriage" pledge ("The Marriage Vow: A Declaration of Dependence upon MARRIAGE and FAMiLY,") in Iowa that said black families were stronger under slavery?  Well the only two to sign it were Michelle "You-can't-hide your-crazy-eyes" Bachmann and our man Santorum.  He defends himself in The USA Today, but what I love is the paper's response, "Candidates who sign pledges outsource their brains":

Elected officials owe their allegiance to their constituents and the Constitution, not interest groups bearing pledges.

The Rickster gave a speech at Winthrop University (SC), the local paper paraphrases him:

America was founded on God-given rights, he said. But those rights don't make everyone equal. Rights are for "equality of opportunity," not "equality of result," he cautioned. He criticized proponents of gay marriage and other interest groups for demanding equal recognition.

Missed that "all men are created equal" in the countries founding document and the 14th Amendment in the country's basic law I guess.

Santorum criticized Obama for "his desire to care for everyone," arguing that bigger government would only lead to lost freedoms.

In other words, "Fuck you, I got mine, freedom's just another word for not giving a shit about anyone else."  Yet the bishops don't refuse him communion.

Poor Ricky though, the money hasn't exactly been pouring in. Methinks he should start signing those pledges for cash.

Some assorted low-level nuts in NH endorsed San....YAWNNNNN.....you lnow Rick, you've been pretty boring this week. For my entertainment and your poll and fundraising numbers next week you need to crank up the crazy to 11.