Alternate Reality MLB Standings

Last December, for no good reason I came up with a baseball re-alignment not base on geography.  You know, when you use those "imaginative" groupings and current records the Red Sox are not as bad off as they are in the real world:

American League					National League
Ban Johnson Conference					J. McGraw Conference
Babe Ruth Div.	W	L			Jackie Robinson Div.	W	L
Yankees	23	21	0.523		Dodgers	30	14	0.682
BoSox	22	22	0.500		Braves	26	19	0.578
A's	22	23	0.489		Giants	23	21	0.523
Twins	15	28	0.349		Phillies	22	23	0.489
Nap  Lajoie Div.					Honus Wagner Div.
O's	28	17	0.622		Cardinals	25	19	0.568
Indians	25	18	0.581		Reds	24	19	0.558
ChiSox	22	22	0.500		Pirates	20	24	0.455
Tigers	20	23	0.465		Cubs	15	29	0.341
Bart Giamatti Conference					K.M. Landis Conference
Nolan Ryan Div.					Tom Seaver Div.
Rangers	27	18	0.600		Nats	26	18	0.591
Angels	20	25	0.444		Mets	24	20	0.545
Royals	17	26	0.395		Astro's	21	23	0.477
Brewers	18	26	0.409		Padres	16	29	0.356
Roberto Alomar Div.					to-be-named later Div.
Rays	27	18	0.600		Marlins	24	20	0.545
Jays	24	21	0.533		D-Backs	20	25	0.444
Mariners	21	25	0.457		Rockies	16	27	0.372

Stupid, strange and surreal Sunday 5/6

The fundies want to warn ya about haunted....boxes of porn

AC vs. Limbaugh

10 grand for a stealth ship? Sounds like a cool opportunity but...

I guess the libertarians would say the federal government has ruined another person's business.

Gee, Nugent is so reasonable, must've been one of them gotcha interviews.

A chihuahua costume party, there just seems there's something wrong about this on so many levels.

Forget JFK, hasn't the death of Lenin been an obsession for you? No? Well someone thinks it needs to be solved.

"New spray makes you ‘instantly drunk,’ and only lasts a few seconds"...um, why?

Ahh, Philly...

Bet these kids are the popular ones...