Warning Patriots, them Muslens are infiltrating 'Murica using Butterball turkeys....wait, Turkey is a Muslen country, it all makes sense!
So you're saying Mac n' Cheese is soul food Pat?
Law & Order: Special Buggy Unit has gone federal.
This would justify road rage:
...if you could get out of the goo.
The metal is what makes Craisans crantastic!
Another reason to avoid those stupid Twilight movies - they'll give you seizures!
It's been 40 years since D. B. Cooper pulled his caper. What does one do for 40th Hijacking Anniversary?
Aww, Roseanne may quit twitter because people are pretending to be her...what a tragic loss for civilization.
"MEXICO CITY (AP) — Mexico's archaeology institute downplays theories that the ancient Mayas predicted some sort of apocalypse would occur in 2012, but on Thursday it acknowledged that a second reference to the date exists on a carved fragment found at a southern Mexico ruin site." Ah - HA! I knew it!
Frosty is arrested at a parade, it's getting to be like Christmas under the Czars!