Another Sunday and another round of Wackos and Strange News

A combination family law practice and gun dealership, what could possibly go wrong?

Speaking of penial substitutes, they'll be tryin' to take away yer second 'mendment rits and put yer in dem der FEMA death camps.  Maybe they'll process you first through the secret New World Order base - the Denver Airport! The Beckster is on top of it.

I'm not surprised that crooks are dumb in Rho D'islan, but they're not usually this laid back when hit with a setback. 

People are dumb everywhere, not just in the US.

A contagious disease at the Playboy Mansion?

Weight and name redundant Chris Christie doesn't want anyone polluting pristine Jersey.

Surreal and strange Sunday

Another way to avoid taxing the rich, pay to speed.

Snakes almost on a plane.

The Netherlands does Rhode Island, but remain uniquely themselves.

Not really odd, but for some reason it makes me feel the need to burp. This however, is strange.

There's a cliff in Delaware?

Ahhh, Jersey.

And the moment you have been waiting for.....the Chupacabra update:

They're on a rampage in Old Mexico, killing 300 goats (well they are goat-suckers). Fortunately intrepid cryptozoologists are on the case. Apparently they're into decapitation now as well. In any case, "research" into their origins continues.