Sunday wackiness roundup Nov. 20th edition.

Really pal, stop using Dungeons & Dragons as a handbook for life. I've never trusted those Society for Creative Anachronism types.

Drunk and proud of it.

Pilot gets stuck in the can and hilarity ensues.

A Russian says a weird skeleton with a triangular skull found  in Peru is that of...an Alien!

"COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — The sprawling pile of hundreds of thousands of tires isn't easy to spot from the ground, sitting in a rural South Carolina clearing accessible by only a circuitous dirt path that winds through thick patches of trees. No one knows how all those tires got there, or when." Oh come on, we know it's the triangle headed Peruvian aliens.

This is a great spoof of the latest GOP debate...wait, what? It's not a parody? God help us....

Couple name their kid Adolf Hitler, are surprised over everyone's reaction.

Oh so now the Chupacabra are hairless racccons, not mangy foxes. And I suppose Bigfoot is unidentified primate, not an interdimensional being - please.

Weird, wild stuff.

Ayup, they put those lobsta pots to good use in the winta downeast.

Angry at technology? Wanna strike back? Have a I got a place for you!

Hmmm, 61 guns in a city block? How many guns does your average paranoid libertarian gun nut in the middle of nowhere have?

They'll probably blame the Irish.

When I was a teenager some friends of my stole cars. Not good, but at least it wasn't this lame.

Move over Socratic Method, Law profs are getting as lazy and susceptible to BS "edumacation" methods as other fields.

CHUPACABRAS are back, this time in Kansas, and in Siberia.

Surreal and strange Sunday

Another way to avoid taxing the rich, pay to speed.

Snakes almost on a plane.

The Netherlands does Rhode Island, but remain uniquely themselves.

Not really odd, but for some reason it makes me feel the need to burp. This however, is strange.

There's a cliff in Delaware?

Ahhh, Jersey.

And the moment you have been waiting for.....the Chupacabra update:

They're on a rampage in Old Mexico, killing 300 goats (well they are goat-suckers). Fortunately intrepid cryptozoologists are on the case. Apparently they're into decapitation now as well. In any case, "research" into their origins continues.

More of random odd, surreal and pathetic happenings

You might say "I ain't afraid of no ghost!", but watch out for the train.

Sex parties?!? Well, its not what you think and is actually a bit more disturbing.

I was wrong, there is new life in the 'burbs.

Over in Britain they know how to stop the spread of "radical violent" Islam, just like the way they did it back in 1600s.

Ahh Delaware, I hate it when this happens.

Courtesy of CNN - the unbridled excitement of the Beckapalooza

 

Damn, people are on to the latest HAARP attacks.  Interesting that the U.S. Army and Navy are apparently using a project run by the AIR FORCE. Very sloppy conspiracy whackos.

And I didn't forget another account on the growing CHUPACABRA scourge, they have even spread to Ukraine! These look nothing like any feral or wild dogs.

Sunday Strange

Once again, trying to only comment on the really serious and pressing matters in weekend posting:

Sad case of police brutality, someone is gonna need some sensitivity training.

The Teabaggers will probably open a Russian branch soon, only cuz' they know this is how Stalin started, no other reason.

When doing business in Bethlehem, one should always consult the bible.

Ya can't open enough breweries to make Delaware stop sucking...just kidding, Delaware is a fine place...if you're a strip mall.

Really can't add anything to this, the story says it all. But just imagine what it looked like, an episode of the old Batman?

Poor German fries, George Costanza could relate.

And of course Chupacabra news! They're on the move, having been sighted in Oklahoma and they may be moving into Colorado. Look out paranoid hicks and exurbanites, they'll soon be in YOUR town!!!!!