Strange Surreal and Stupid Sunday

Been a lost few days internet-wise, series of unrelated illness among all of us in the old school house, but I'll be able to use my down time to catch-up. It being Sunday and all, I return to an Old School House tradition...

I don't know why everyone is surprised by the Rockies' allowing an infield home-run, remember Game 1 of the '07 WS?

"So I was pulling a dead mouse of a stray cat's mouth and shockingly I got the plague."

Forced child bathing, ahh Texas ... well I guess they have time for this since they don't teach science or actual history there.

Now this may seem to be a worse reaction to bodily odor, but even been in an enclosed space with someone with smelly feet?

Then again, people will wait in line to meet a flower that reeks, but hey it's free.


Just because you're naked and 80,cops in SC won't take crap from ya.

Play Borat national anthem and  go to jail, I actually sympathize with Kazahkstan on this.

And finally a PACK OF CHUPACABRAS, with pictures!

Chupacabra!!!!

Being away for a few days, I missed ranting about some important events in the world. But I can't pass up this little tidbit of breaking Chupacabra news. Yep,the fearsome goatsuckers are back (and about time I say). Probably crossing the border with the evil illegals. I link to the video so you can enjoy all the asinine comments people are spewing.
Looks like a dog to me, but who ever heard of dogs killing anything ? Its not in their nature, right? And there are no wild or feral dogs, right? No, the simplest explanation is an unknown being that could be supernatural or alien and is seen mainly by people who are abducted by UFOs and have their cattle mutilated by black UN helicopters.

Then again, maybe I'm part of the conspiracy, BAH HA HA HA!