Strange Surreal and Stupid Sunday

Been a lost few days internet-wise, series of unrelated illness among all of us in the old school house, but I'll be able to use my down time to catch-up. It being Sunday and all, I return to an Old School House tradition...

I don't know why everyone is surprised by the Rockies' allowing an infield home-run, remember Game 1 of the '07 WS?

"So I was pulling a dead mouse of a stray cat's mouth and shockingly I got the plague."

Forced child bathing, ahh Texas ... well I guess they have time for this since they don't teach science or actual history there.

Now this may seem to be a worse reaction to bodily odor, but even been in an enclosed space with someone with smelly feet?

Then again, people will wait in line to meet a flower that reeks, but hey it's free.


Just because you're naked and 80,cops in SC won't take crap from ya.

Play Borat national anthem and  go to jail, I actually sympathize with Kazahkstan on this.

And finally a PACK OF CHUPACABRAS, with pictures!

More random Sunday stuff

I've been to Iceland, people seemed friendly enough, though a little reserved. Turns out there's a lot of dicks there.

Single? Looking for love on-line? Its in your rational self-interest to check this site first, to see who to avoid.

Raul Castro thinks that term limits are a good idea.Guess he doesn't want to be the next Maximum Leader for Life.

"Dog the Bounty Hunter bails out Nicholas Cage." I can't really add anything to that, except the only thing missing is the involvement of Trump.

The first time was to case the joint and just rob it a little.

I wonder if the people who don't get Colbert are the same people who think Dilbert is funny. Anyway the creator of Dilbert is a self-impressed dick.

I guess when you're a low-level writer for a big city paper and they stick you with a stupid small town story, the best you can do is pun it up.

While searching for Chupacabra, I discovered Pancho Villa's finger in El Paso.

There's Chupacabra! In Goodyear, AZ this time.

Absurdities for a Sunday Afternoon.

In theses troubled times, its good to see suburbanites in Delaware and Pennsylvania have their priorities straight. Because imagine the problems we would have without sports programs.

Guns n' dog poop?... oh wait its Mississippi.

Now hold on a minute, maybe he's just a high talker.

Make's you wonder how many bullet grazing incidents there must be in Utah for someone to think this was a reasonable excuse.

So she goes, "I'm like so totally stupid for putting this like you know, on youtube."

Closing the barn...er.reptile house door after the snake gets out?

Well, you always want to lead with your head.

Never had anything like this in my high school, nor would you want to imagine any of the staff in something like it!

Chupacabra not real? Lies, lies and lies. Even Fox is lying, can you believe it? Sad thing is, this story has more coverage than the arrest of a white supremacist for attempting to bomb the MLK parade in Spokane or the Indiana DA suggesting a violent false flag operation to smear labor in Wisconsin.

Weird, wild stuff.

Ayup, they put those lobsta pots to good use in the winta downeast.

Angry at technology? Wanna strike back? Have a I got a place for you!

Hmmm, 61 guns in a city block? How many guns does your average paranoid libertarian gun nut in the middle of nowhere have?

They'll probably blame the Irish.

When I was a teenager some friends of my stole cars. Not good, but at least it wasn't this lame.

Move over Socratic Method, Law profs are getting as lazy and susceptible to BS "edumacation" methods as other fields.

CHUPACABRAS are back, this time in Kansas, and in Siberia.

More of random odd, surreal and pathetic happenings

You might say "I ain't afraid of no ghost!", but watch out for the train.

Sex parties?!? Well, its not what you think and is actually a bit more disturbing.

I was wrong, there is new life in the 'burbs.

Over in Britain they know how to stop the spread of "radical violent" Islam, just like the way they did it back in 1600s.

Ahh Delaware, I hate it when this happens.

Courtesy of CNN - the unbridled excitement of the Beckapalooza

 

Damn, people are on to the latest HAARP attacks.  Interesting that the U.S. Army and Navy are apparently using a project run by the AIR FORCE. Very sloppy conspiracy whackos.

And I didn't forget another account on the growing CHUPACABRA scourge, they have even spread to Ukraine! These look nothing like any feral or wild dogs.

Sunday Strange

Once again, trying to only comment on the really serious and pressing matters in weekend posting:

Sad case of police brutality, someone is gonna need some sensitivity training.

The Teabaggers will probably open a Russian branch soon, only cuz' they know this is how Stalin started, no other reason.

When doing business in Bethlehem, one should always consult the bible.

Ya can't open enough breweries to make Delaware stop sucking...just kidding, Delaware is a fine place...if you're a strip mall.

Really can't add anything to this, the story says it all. But just imagine what it looked like, an episode of the old Batman?

Poor German fries, George Costanza could relate.

And of course Chupacabra news! They're on the move, having been sighted in Oklahoma and they may be moving into Colorado. Look out paranoid hicks and exurbanites, they'll soon be in YOUR town!!!!!

Chupacabra!!!!

Being away for a few days, I missed ranting about some important events in the world. But I can't pass up this little tidbit of breaking Chupacabra news. Yep,the fearsome goatsuckers are back (and about time I say). Probably crossing the border with the evil illegals. I link to the video so you can enjoy all the asinine comments people are spewing.
Looks like a dog to me, but who ever heard of dogs killing anything ? Its not in their nature, right? And there are no wild or feral dogs, right? No, the simplest explanation is an unknown being that could be supernatural or alien and is seen mainly by people who are abducted by UFOs and have their cattle mutilated by black UN helicopters.

Then again, maybe I'm part of the conspiracy, BAH HA HA HA!