Hmm, ya weigh 575 pounds, are a "spokesmodel" for a restaurant that serves high calorie junk called the Heart Attack Grill, you shouldn't be surprised to have a medieval life expectancy. Oh and it's in Arizona...
Maybe Mr. 575 would've been better off if this little guy took up residence in his fridge.
Coating your hair with formaldehyde and running a hot iron over can have health risks? Who'd a thunk it?
The Tea (ahem tory) Party can't decide whether they want o go back to 1920, 1877 or way back to the nullifcation question.
This is pretty mild competitive behavior for Philly, usually they use a baseball bat.
A woman was angry that a clerk was taking to long to help her, so she smashed $1,600 worth of booze...that'll show 'em!
Maybe its a CHUPACABRA?
The Teabaggers figured who are the real danger - the Boston Irish.