Sunday wackiness roundup Nov. 20th edition.

Really pal, stop using Dungeons & Dragons as a handbook for life. I've never trusted those Society for Creative Anachronism types.

Drunk and proud of it.

Pilot gets stuck in the can and hilarity ensues.

A Russian says a weird skeleton with a triangular skull found  in Peru is that of...an Alien!

"COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — The sprawling pile of hundreds of thousands of tires isn't easy to spot from the ground, sitting in a rural South Carolina clearing accessible by only a circuitous dirt path that winds through thick patches of trees. No one knows how all those tires got there, or when." Oh come on, we know it's the triangle headed Peruvian aliens.

This is a great spoof of the latest GOP debate...wait, what? It's not a parody? God help us....

Couple name their kid Adolf Hitler, are surprised over everyone's reaction.

Oh so now the Chupacabra are hairless racccons, not mangy foxes. And I suppose Bigfoot is unidentified primate, not an interdimensional being - please.

Strange, Stupid and Surreal Sunday Oct. 16

***sigh*** more misuse of 9-1-1, what were they doing in a corn maze with a three-week old in the first place?

The Teabaggers know we can't let the commies contaminate our precious bodily fluids.

Yet another fine moment in Philly sports fandom - yeah cancer!

Guess the bankers can't even hide in the tundra.

Steven Seagal is keepin' busy.

Good Lord this is terrible.

Remember the old Simpsons when Bart was caught shoplifting and the store detective said he would grow up to "steal quarries and stadiums"?  Well don't laugh, infrastructure theft is real.

M..yes, Bigfut ees really from Mother Russia.

Sunday's Strange, Stupid and Surreal, Oct. 9

Blowing up Ikea?-Well it was bound to happen, but who would've thought Poles would be the ones?

Amish breaking bad.

Some would say this is why women shouldn't be in politics, or at least "lobbyists in stiletto heels."

Oops...big oops!

UFOs in KC. Could they be there to pick up Chupacabras? No because they're being shot dead in Mississippi.

Even More random Sunday stuff

Well you shouldn't trust the French Freemasons

What's the French for, "Saddle up the posse?"

Warning, this story is unbearably disturbing and grizzly.

The bear threat widens.

With all this danger from bears, why I ask you would we try to save dinosaurs?

Researchers have found that Google.....uhh, hmmm what were we talking about?

I like dogs and all, but why should they get free ice cream?

Not that anyone should care what writers and readers of frickin' GQ think, but have you ever seen the way they dress in the Northwest? Not to mention the BO there!

And finally, a pic of Rupert Murdoch and his wife, I'll let you come up with your own comments!

More random Sunday stuff

I've been to Iceland, people seemed friendly enough, though a little reserved. Turns out there's a lot of dicks there.

Single? Looking for love on-line? Its in your rational self-interest to check this site first, to see who to avoid.

Raul Castro thinks that term limits are a good idea.Guess he doesn't want to be the next Maximum Leader for Life.

"Dog the Bounty Hunter bails out Nicholas Cage." I can't really add anything to that, except the only thing missing is the involvement of Trump.

The first time was to case the joint and just rob it a little.

I wonder if the people who don't get Colbert are the same people who think Dilbert is funny. Anyway the creator of Dilbert is a self-impressed dick.

I guess when you're a low-level writer for a big city paper and they stick you with a stupid small town story, the best you can do is pun it up.

While searching for Chupacabra, I discovered Pancho Villa's finger in El Paso.

There's Chupacabra! In Goodyear, AZ this time.

Sunday Rambling, April 10

This week I feel like doing a little random musing as well as posting any strange stuff I've come across.

Asteroid 2005 YU55 - ever heard of it?  You will, because this puppy, "one of the larger potentially perilous space rocks in the heavens" will be passing closer than the moon on November 8. The 2012 Apocolyptcos will be all over it, I guarantee. I wonder if there's a way of making money off of them over this...

Speaking of fleecing the paranoid, gold hit $1475/oz on April 8.  The price is rising due to high demand driven by "worries over inflation."  Now if the price of something rises due to high demand, isn't that inflation?

This map is useless. Environmental factors are not constrained by state lines, and comparing things like "organic apples" and autism rates is like comparing, well apples to autism.

Would these guys have been fired if the pics were of women? Or did the pics also contain women, who were showing their uterus's? Is that the correct plural of "uterus"? Or is it "uteri"?

"How to survive at stay at the hospital"? Are there any editors at CBS?

 Maybe he's just a Ron Paul type who fancies himself a settler.

Considering the way things are going water-wise in the SW, the state of lawns in Phoenix is a moot point. BTW, why do people let these private homeowner's associations control irrelevant aspects of their property (and often force them to be wasteful), but at the same time freak out over their representative government doing something for the greater good?

Finally, a movie for all the self-impressed assholes out there.

Iceland rejects socialism...for bank losses.

No new news for chupacabra (sigh).

Absurdities for a Sunday Afternoon.

In theses troubled times, its good to see suburbanites in Delaware and Pennsylvania have their priorities straight. Because imagine the problems we would have without sports programs.

Guns n' dog poop?... oh wait its Mississippi.

Now hold on a minute, maybe he's just a high talker.

Make's you wonder how many bullet grazing incidents there must be in Utah for someone to think this was a reasonable excuse.

So she goes, "I'm like so totally stupid for putting this like you know, on youtube."

Closing the barn...er.reptile house door after the snake gets out?

Well, you always want to lead with your head.

Never had anything like this in my high school, nor would you want to imagine any of the staff in something like it!

Chupacabra not real? Lies, lies and lies. Even Fox is lying, can you believe it? Sad thing is, this story has more coverage than the arrest of a white supremacist for attempting to bomb the MLK parade in Spokane or the Indiana DA suggesting a violent false flag operation to smear labor in Wisconsin.

Strange Stuff for this, Sunday March 6, 2011

Hmm, ya weigh 575 pounds, are a "spokesmodel" for a restaurant that serves high calorie junk called the Heart Attack Grill, you shouldn't be surprised to have a medieval life expectancy. Oh and it's in Arizona...

Maybe Mr. 575 would've been better off if this little guy took up residence in his fridge.

Coating your hair with formaldehyde and running a hot iron over can have health risks? Who'd a thunk it?

The Tea (ahem tory) Party can't decide whether they want o go back to 1920, 1877 or way back to the nullifcation question.

This is pretty mild competitive behavior for Philly, usually they use a baseball bat.

A woman was angry that a clerk was taking to long to help her, so she smashed $1,600 worth of booze...that'll show 'em!

Maybe its a CHUPACABRA?

The Teabaggers figured who are the real danger - the Boston Irish.

Another Sunday and another round of Wackos and Strange News

A combination family law practice and gun dealership, what could possibly go wrong?

Speaking of penial substitutes, they'll be tryin' to take away yer second 'mendment rits and put yer in dem der FEMA death camps.  Maybe they'll process you first through the secret New World Order base - the Denver Airport! The Beckster is on top of it.

I'm not surprised that crooks are dumb in Rho D'islan, but they're not usually this laid back when hit with a setback. 

People are dumb everywhere, not just in the US.

A contagious disease at the Playboy Mansion?

Weight and name redundant Chris Christie doesn't want anyone polluting pristine Jersey.

Strange, surreal Sunday rundown...Jan 23

Hey New Yorkers, next time you have a little snow, look at what the way the pros do it in New England, just clear with the ATF first.

So the hippies weren't responsible for the drugged-out Sixties after all, it was 1950's houswives.

In case you were wondering where your order of mammoth tusks were, they've been held up.

That stellar journal of record, UFO Digest, may have found the long sought after link between HAARP and mass bird deaths. I knew it.

Does this mean that they're going to broil a cheesehead in Chicago in return?

The Scots say that veggies give your skin a healthier glow than tanning....wait a minute, Scots, vegetables and tans? Something's not right.

Chupacabras are back! The cover-up continues, THEY now say its a hairless bear. Sure.....

Strange, surreal and Sunday...Jan 16

They're biting in the Schuylkill River. Big ones, in the thousands of pounds.

Ya know, I blame these bird deaths on the guy who kept serving them. On the other hand, it seems you can't trust human pilots with any beverage. And then there's this, what's up with you pilots lately?

Even mermaids aren't safe these days.

Sarah Palin, Larry the Cable Guy and an Elvis impersonator walk into a bar...if that were only a joke.

Damn you wobbly Earth, now I have to live my life not be able to have the stars tell me if I'll find happiness or word from a long-lost friend today.

Late breaking update: with a warmer climate, why would any think we need hairy elephants?

Surreal and strange Sunday, Nov 21

Who cares about Peak Oil, income disparity and climate change, we have Bridaplasty!

But wait, we may face PEAK CHOCOLATE.

Beware of naked baby photos - especially if you're an illegal immigrant!

Yes, terrorists would attack by running in camo through the Lincoln Tunnel. Are we shocked that Florida is somehow involved with this stupidity? Or maybe you can spot a terrorist bomb cuz they would let ya know by puttin' that thar strange non Mericun writin' on it.

It's so good to see that some college students still use the library.

So women in Boise are really dumb?

If you're gonna dine and dash, why not skip Denny's and go for the best?

Sunday...time for strange and surreal news

No Mulder and Scully, but still a UFO conference was a raging success. "A lot of people do believe in UFOs and ghosts but don't want to admit it," one Karyn Dolan said. Hmmm, yet people have no trouble saying they believe Glenn Beck. She goes on to say, "Eyewitnesses are generally ignored, despite their validity in criminal cases." Methinks she needs to learn how unreliable eyewitness testimony w/o supporting evidence is considered in criminal cases.

Christine O'Donnell is comin' to the University of Delaware for a debate. Sounds like a good fit...

Ahh Oregon....

China's hiring...Bigfoot hunters! $1.5 million is being spent, c'mon Obama, where's the money for Chupacabra research!