Hey, if alligators can supposedly live in the New York sewers, why not Pennsylvania creeks? While doing some whitewater action no less. That's still not as tough as them there Missourah gators.
It's a tragedy a man was killed, but at a rodeo..... in Delaware?
"Listen children and you shall hear
of the midnight ride of Paul Revere
who warned, uh, the British that they weren't going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells"....wait...that doesn't sound right.
In this economy, you can never pass up a discount on roasts.
So that's North Korea's plan...
Hmmm, baseball and murder do have things in common.
The future belongs to floating libertarian cities, that must be where John Galt lives.
Something found in Texas. Could it be....Chupacabra?! And what about this in New York? We need Trump on this!