Saturday, June 11, 2011

Saturday Santorum, 6/11

Noted climate scientist and 1950s mannequin Rick Santorum revealed on that noted bastion of rationality, the Rush Limbaugh Show, that climate change is "junk science".  According to the Rickster,
"... the idea that man, through the production of CO2 — which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas — is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd..." 
Of course, just like a trace amount of cyanide or LSD has no effect on your body. Dr. Santorum knows that it is a left-wing plot to have the government control your life. The job of government of course is to enforce Rickie's values on you.

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