Who cares about Peak Oil, income disparity and climate change, we have Bridaplasty!
But wait, we may face PEAK CHOCOLATE.
Beware of naked baby photos - especially if you're an illegal immigrant!
Yes, terrorists would attack by running in camo through the Lincoln Tunnel. Are we shocked that Florida is somehow involved with this stupidity? Or maybe you can spot a terrorist bomb cuz they would let ya know by puttin' that thar strange non Mericun writin' on it.
It's so good to see that some college students still use the library.
So women in Boise are really dumb?
If you're gonna dine and dash, why not skip Denny's and go for the best?