Hey tourists, the Vatican doesn't want your rubber checks anymore.
Tip to avoid a stabbling: If someone from Jersey is giving you a lift, make sure you tell them where you want to get dropped off.
But would it be OK if you insulted the Emir on Facebook instead?
Sure cattle dogs can drive, but they can't park for shit.
But a cattle dog would have been a better smuggler than a cat...
WaPo: name of Idaho senator arrested for DUI is pronounced CRAY-poe
Brazilian teen wants to sell her virginity? I think there's a name for that...
I guess a story like this indicates the end is in sight for Bieber (one hopes).
Icelandair discovers that there is no end to the uses you can find for duck tape.