Monday, January 21, 2013

The most important takeaway from the Inauguration...

...was Scalia's hat:

People were obsessed over it, with some saying it looked like something out of the Vatican. I disagree, it's obvious that the Justice imagines himself to be a doge like those that once ran places like Venice.  It all makes sense. Scalia imagines a United States like medieval Italy, a land of corrupt, chaotic constantly scheming and warring city-states.
But hey, think of all the great art!

Whoa, I was way off. Scalia wasn't going for the Doge look, he was all about Martin Luther-

Who'd a thunk it!

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