Kinda thin this week:
Mailman hoards mail instead of delivering it - I think Newman did this on Seinfeld.
The Irish are enforcing a drinking age, with undercover informants no less.
Only in Philly...
The stinkbugs are attacking...its true, they cover the back of our house every afternoon.
But there is CHUPACABRA News!
In Texas, another one has been killed, although the quoted vet seems to be doubtful (hmmm, maybe THEY got to her).