They're biting in the Schuylkill River. Big ones, in the thousands of pounds.
Ya know, I blame these bird deaths on the guy who kept serving them. On the other hand, it seems you can't trust human pilots with any beverage. And then there's this, what's up with you pilots lately?
Even mermaids aren't safe these days.
Sarah Palin, Larry the Cable Guy and an Elvis impersonator walk into a bar...if that were only a joke.
Damn you wobbly Earth, now I have to live my life not be able to have the stars tell me if I'll find happiness or word from a long-lost friend today.
Late breaking update: with a warmer climate, why would any think we need hairy elephants?